I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend
that was wild from start to finish
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
I’m a visual learner and now I’m an alcoholic. Thanks, Obama.
I learn better from experience, one of each please!
White Russians though
my brother got me wasted from white Russians when I was 7. What a good babysitter.
|me:||whats your opinion on tampons|
|little brother:||they're little fuzzy sticks on strings|
|me:||then you are ultimately more mature than most boys|
|me:||for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina|
|little brother:||well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those|
|me:||that is a fantastic point|